The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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