did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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