Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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