literally had 100 drinks last night.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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