Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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