I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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