I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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