i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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