I'm going to jail i love you
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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