You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wish you could order shots online.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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