he shaved USA in his pubs
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Bring me that man meat
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The Olympian is in my bed
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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