Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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