The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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