There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.