I've blown a few things in my day
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.