How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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