Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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