i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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