Banned from zoo.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.