It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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