I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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