I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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