I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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