White coat. Heels.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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