No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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