Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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