yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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