I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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