i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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