You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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