She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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