Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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