Will you blow on my dice?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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