new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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