I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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