Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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