So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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