To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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