he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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