For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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