Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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