I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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