Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She needs sedatives and a leash
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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