Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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