My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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