she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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