yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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