just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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