Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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