That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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