If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
third nipple confirmed
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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