Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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