the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
420 ftw
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
