am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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