Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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